Well, my mom says she doesn't want a stinky kid. So I really feel bad about all the poopy diapers but, hey, a girls gotta go when a girls gotta go. In order to make sure I'm NOT a stinky kid my mom said one day...it's BATH time. This sounded like so much fun. Let me tell you. It wasn't. I still had my dis-gus-ting umbilical cord stump in so it was a "sponge" bath. But really, it was a freezing cold horror story. 
We did this every couple of days and I looked like this every time. You would think she would get the idea that I DON'T LIKE IT, but she didn't. She said this was hygienic and it was good for me. I don't believe her.
So about a week after that my umbilical cord fell out. Mom said it was time for a real bath. I was a little worried. But the day before my baptism (see next post) she went ahead as planned. This time she filled my little tub with wonderful warm water. My little bum and backside could feel it and it felt niiiiiicccce. Much nicer than the freezing cold torture of the days before. You can tell three things from the pictures I've posted. First and most importantly, I enjoyed my bath immensely. Secondly, haven't I gotten big??? And thirdly, I'm not yellow anymore. That horrid bilibed did the trick.
Love, Soph
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